Without ME, it's just AWESOM
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
F*ck 2012....what happens when a real apocalyptic disaster occurs...like Twitter becomes as dead as Myspace?!
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last
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