Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Testing features of iphone

Welcome to the iPhone interface for Apptrackr! The site is a bit slimmed down in this version, with unnecessary information taken out to show you only what you need when you're away from your computer.

For the best experience, Apptrackr recommends adding Installous in Cydia (see Hackulo.us for more information), or at the very minimum, the Safari Download Plugin. That will let you take advantage of our iPhone-friendly links, and download right to your iPhone!



Creation is interesting

Hello vanakkam

Hi


this is a test post I am posting from the new evolutionary phone without doubt this is the ultimate phone I've eve seen

Creation is interesting(seba)

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Hole happy, whole body happy.- funny twitter updates ideas

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some? 

Hole happy, whole body happy.  

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. 

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you)

Wondergirls: I want nobody, nobody but you Wonderboys: I want your body, your body not you        

Beer is the root of all evil- funny tweets for all

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You have to be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Out of my mind - back in five minutes.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead?

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing

Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Beer is the root of all evil. Give me a beer. I'm a WICKED root!

Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!  
      

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face-funny twitter updates

Without ME, it's just AWESOM

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

F*ck 2012....what happens when a real apocalyptic disaster occurs...like Twitter becomes as dead as Myspace?!

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last