Saturday, March 6, 2010

Hole happy, whole body happy.- funny twitter updates ideas

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some? 

Hole happy, whole body happy.  

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. 

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you)

Wondergirls: I want nobody, nobody but you Wonderboys: I want your body, your body not you        

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