Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You have to be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Out of my mind - back in five minutes.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead?
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
Beer is the root of all evil. Give me a beer. I'm a WICKED root!
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
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